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The act of buying a drink for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
She bought the gentleman an asshole drink after cutting in line at the bar
Someone who is classified as a douchebag but can also be nice & is well liked by his peers. This person also tells people the things no one else tells them but this information may be valuable to their life.
Quinten told me my haircut was fucked up and everyone else seems to think the same, he's really a likeable Asshole.
when you consume too much beefy chilli and your anus spews out all of the demon juices.
Damn bitch, i ate all dat chilli and now i have a big ol' fire asshole
1) When another driver pulls in a spot closest to the door and you have been looking to find close parking for the last 5 minutes. You saw a keyless remote unlocking a car, the lights blinking and calling you! "OPEN OPEN OPEN"
You punched it around the opposing lane, so you could pull in at the proper angle, half crazed to get to it! And then some FUCK who JUST pulled into the lot, driving the wrong way, gets it by backing into YOUR spot just as you round the farthest edge of the corner!
2) When you follow someone for 5 minutes at a >1 MPH snails pace, Looking to get his parking space, you are happily lured along, like some 16 year old on his first bong hit, with the shiny keys to their car that are dangling from their hand and swinging around at you like a fuckin' hypnotist or some kind of Christmas present or something, in an ONE WAY underground covered parking lot - all the while the voice in your head is thinking "YEAH BABY! GOT A SPOT! I GOT A CLOSE SPOT!" - and the bastard suddenly looks confused and turns around and goes the other way while the car behind you has been flashing his lights at you for the last two minutes!
1) OH NO! OH NO! NO YOU DID NOT! OH NO YOU DIDN'T! I did not just see some Asshole parking in MY SPOT!
2) CLICK! AIM! BANG!
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A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.
Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!
Friend: What an asshole hooker!
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When your anal canal gets a lip injection and wants to be like Kylie Jenner’s lips.
Go to pornhub and search silento’s asshole
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A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.
I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?