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taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.
Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that
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The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.
I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.
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An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.
In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.
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When a man cums upon a woman's face, then proceeds to lick it off as it was ice cream.
Jim jizzed on Linda's face, then licked it up like it was vanilla ice cream, that's an Australian Ice Cream for ya.
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The best line in the whole entire film or movie.
*credit scene after movie*
Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?
Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra
Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D
Verb or Noun. A sex move where the guy releases his cum into a butt hole (male or female). The receiving butt hole then farts out the cum into the guys face.
Ah my face is still sticky from that Australian Snow Storm last night.
I totally Australian Snow Stormed that jerk from gym class.
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That bloke's so slow he couldn't catch a cold. A total drop kick
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