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When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.
"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."
One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.
Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.
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Large breasts of an Asian woman, or specifically large breads of a Chinese woman
“Check out those Chinese spy balloons at 9 o’clock. Do you think they’re real, or implants?”
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Where a man put his penis in a bee hive and proceeds to get stung then quickly shoves his penis in a females vagina and waits until it starts swelling up like a hot air balloon then yells, “up up and away!!!”
The Hot Air Balloon
“Yo dude I just Hot Air Ballooned this bitch last night, it was awesome.”
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A positive message, no matter how much hate you get you will always rise up, just as a balloon does. Always keep looking forward no matter what, things will get better.
Drake:My girlfriend broke up with me bro
Sander:Hey man it's all good, Red Balloons 🎈
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When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
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