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Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.
"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!
The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.
Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit
A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.
I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.
Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.
Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"
A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual
“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”