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Burro Bandit

Mexican Outlaws on Donkeys.

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom

by jerk store October 13, 2022


Alphabet Bandit

A member of the LGBTQIA movement.

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.

by Tony Button November 25, 2019


Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 21, 2020


Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 10, 2018


brick bandits

brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.

fear the brick bandits

by marcus o conner July 04, 2023


Fudge Bandit

An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual

“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”

by TT040302 November 08, 2020


Space-Bandit

A crazy person, or someone who looks bizarre

Boy that guy's a real Space-Bandit.... Crazy

by Daniel00 July 03, 2021