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In the Philippines prostitution is illegal, but it is legal for a bar customer to pay the bar for the priviledge of taking a "GRO" (Guest Relations Officer) away from her job of "entertaining" men who come into the bar. The "Bar Fine" is money paid to the bar to take one of these girls away from the bar, usualy for sex, eventhough that may not be discussed. Typically the bar keeps half of the bar fine and the GRO will get the other half. The "Maddam" (usuly an older prostitute) who is in charge of the GROs collects the bar fine. Within reasonable time limits, if the bar fined GRO is a nonperformer the usual arrangement is to return the GRO to the maddam who will either return the bar fine to the customer or find a more accomodating date for the customer. Beware, tipping the GRO directly is often expected also.
Even though John thought the bar fine was excessive, he paid the maddam the 4500 pesos and took the GRO he liked back to his room for all night sex.
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A form of anterograde amnesia resulting from taking too much Xanax (or any other Benzodiazepine.) Similar to "Blacking Out."
Dude, i can't remember ANYTHING from last night. after a third xanie, i BARRED OUT
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The best place a man can ever go. A place where there are many pairs of titties.
It's going to be a great night....We are going to a titty bar
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O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.
Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.
Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?
Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.
Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?
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A person who is sexually attractive within the context of a bar, but not necessarily in lighted areas, especially that sunlight falling on a bed in the early morning after a righteous bender
That girl I made out with last night was bar hot, but when I saw her the next day, I wanted to scrub my tongue.
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get together with a bunch of friends and dress in your best golfing attire. prepare a list of 9 bars where each person will consume one designated drink for each of the 9 bars (preferably within walking distance of one another or get a designated driver). pass out score cards. scoring goes as follows: one stroke would be one drink, two strokes would be taking two tries to finish the drink, etc. a stroke isn't a gulp... just finish the drink right away when you start it. one can manipulate these rules. keep track of your score. after 9 bars, the one with the lowest score wins. can get interesting if the drink is really strong.
BAR GOLF
bar one: mohito. score: 2
bar two: beer. score: 1
bat three: rum 'n coke. score: 2
etc.
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Common name for a club or bar that cannot sell alcohol, due to local law or zoning regulations. Thus they sell juices, non-alcoholic sodas, and various concoctions.
Often applied to strip clubs. In many American locations, a strip club can either can sell alcohol AND offer dancers covered in bikini-type outfits OR allow more risque attire, even naked, but with no alcohol.
California strip clubs are either full nude or full bar. Since the owner makes more money from selling alcohol, the state is filled with juice bars with hot but clothed women.
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