007th base

Doing it with the Bond. No one has ever survived 007th base.

Guy 1: I'm getting to 007th base tonight!
Guy 2: Don't let him drive your BMW, I want that after you die.

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Second Base

One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

"I went though I went to Second Base with him on our first month anni, but it was actually third beacuse I gave him a handjob as well"

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14th base

plain and simple...fisting!

hey man, i bruised my wrist on 14th base last nite!

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Based Out

One who possesses a great amount of swagger, which leads to the jealousy of those who do not posses it.

Skor: "I got a detention slip, bruh."
Tek: "Why?"
Skor: "For being too based out!"

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201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

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41st base

Having a picure of a chimp buttsex you while raping the watch channel.

Guy 1: Guess what! I got 41st base!
Guy 2: you are really alone aren't you...

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Showin' base

When a male wears his pants so low that the base of his jee-honson is showing.

To sag on the front side.

Reno: Dude, did you notice that Sweedish dude's pubes?

JonnyBoy: For sure, he was definately showin' base.

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