the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation
Person1: dude lets go down the mall
Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"
Person1:your right theres no girl in sight
Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.
I know someone that is a River horse.
a discord user who was a therian but is now a weirdo and is a big fan of rivers
When a girl gets fisted while on her period and then the partner takes their hand out, while the blood runs from her pussy, then the partner beats them repeatedly until blood runs from her face and pussy.
I gave your girl a bloody river cause she cheated on you.
a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets
me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”
friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”
a well known location to twelve. a top river in the world.
man, i was on some next level shit bro, so fried i was ready to 12 at thames river.
When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.
Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.
Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.