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Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

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Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.

Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...

by Dracotic September 25, 2010

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bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

by Shebix July 15, 2017

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Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.

The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.

by zombiepinup December 30, 2011

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bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

by brodudecm March 2, 2009

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Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

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Nose Beard

A mustache. Particularly thick and full.

Dude, trim your mustache, it's like a frickin' nose beard or something.

by f.zappa March 19, 2009

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