dingle berry

A brown stained toilet paper ball hanging from an asshole hair.

While washing my ass I found a dingle berry floating in my bath water.

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Dingle Berry

Dingle Berry is a mispronunciation of David Dimbleby’s surname. This must be a source of great embarrassment to the poor bloke when you consider the widely accepted definitions of the phrase.

Tonight's Question Time (a BBC TV programme) was introduced by David Dingle Berry.

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Nango berries

A sophisticated name substitute for your ballsack

Nango: Aye Jameek 2 BURGERS!!!!
Jameek: Sorry no can do, I just got hit in the "nango berries"
Nas: It's me NASSEEE!
Rock: Where's my cocaine?!
Nango: I think Andrew has it
Nas: AndReWwWwW

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Berry Bounce

When a woman paints her breasts blue and jumps up and down in a drunken manner.

"I motorboated Sarah last night while she berry bounced all over me."

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Badingle Berrys

Your testicles.

Damn dude!! Kicked me right in the badingle berrys!!

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Cherry Berries

The Police. In reference to the emergency vehicle lights. Red=cherries... Blue=berries

Watch out for the cherry berries!

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Lew berry

Lew berry, a jay cartwright. What’s real what’s false, who knows? Pretends he’s shagged everyone

Lew berry: “been skiing 100 times, its shit”

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