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A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"
-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep
Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label
Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
An enormously large, obnoxious and sound-polluting audio system, most frequently found in small, compact or sub-compact cars. Typically these vehicles have sub-woofers that are larger than their wheels and batteries that are larger than their engines. They are often found at the side of a road and in need of electrical servicing - such as a ninth replacement of their alternator. It is said that these vehicles can be sexually gratifying to certain females and some women have been known to leave their man in favor of such high power equipment.
Tommy just added some rockin' 18s to his Honda Blaster... yeah, it'll make your ears bleed!
A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster