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The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first
I just blind published 5 definitions on UD. My life is complete.
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Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
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The act of eating dinner after rehearsal, usually at Olde Blind Dog, where memories are made, and time in the kitchen is saved.
I completely forgot to cook today, so looks like I'm blind doggin it tonight!
when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!
my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!
"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"
A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.
Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef