A Brandon is an unloveable fat man who has trouble communicating his message to the world. This is often times paired with an upfront and almost sociopathic attitude in the midst of actual danger.
I hate Brandon.
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A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.
Hey yo brandon! You wanna appreciate this shlong?
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the hottie next door, the guy you stare at with the flipping new hair who is crazy talented in all sports and will definetly look good with his shirt off. He is the athlete in your school.
oh another brandon jock walking our way
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youβre an absolute idiot and youβre dyslexic but i love you anyways but iβll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandonβs a bitch
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Conceded. Hard worker. Loves to spend money. Desperate for a girl. Very perverted constantly.
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A stupid asshole who acts likes he's tough but inside is weak and emotional about being killed in games.
Damb, how many your gonna have fit about being killed? Ypur a Brandon
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