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Bro rape is a rape that has gone over looked for decades, and its risen 44% in the last year, what is a bro? A bro is 18-24 year old male who likes to play game cube and/or Xbox & listen to jack johnson and dave matthews band. They love natty ice, wearing there livestrong bracelet, and family guy. There main scent is any of the Axe body sprays. Usually there attire consists of berkenstocks, rip jeans, an abercrombiee water polo, and a hat with a prefrayyed brim. They use phrases like "bro-out" or "chill". For every suburban house party 4 bros will be rape and only 1 in 7 bros will tell their boys what happened.
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Do you wear Birkenstock sandals and a "Livestrong" bracelet? Do you like Family Guy, or play "ultimate frisbee", or wear a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim? Are you now, or have you ever been, a Jack Johnson fan? If you answered DEAR GOD YES to any of these questions, then you may be a Bro. And being a Bro makes you a prime candidate for Bro Rape. Bro Rape... don't let it happen to you.
bro 1: Yo wanna come over and chill. We can play game cube and take off our pants.
bro 2: BRO RAPE!
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A dad who involves himself in his son's and friends' activities. He's at least forty and thinks he's young, cool and one of the bros. Stocked with all the tools and toys; e.g. boat, weights, PS4, big screen TV, stainless steel BBQ grill, motorcycles, etc.
Common activities include: gym workouts with his son and friends, boating, mainstream sports, watching pay-per-view mixed martial arts, pool parties, chilling at the beach, attending major sporting events with his son, friends and their girlfriends.
"Dad bro! When are you gonna take us to wakeboard at Lake Tahoe?"
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Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"
"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
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the almighty friendship ruining game next to monopoly ....
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Your classic post 2001 male artist country song that includes some, if not all of the following: Friday night, a girl in tight jeans, ice cold beer, a pick-up truck, a sunny day followed by some moonlight, a watering hole, fishing, 4-wheelin', dirt roads, ball cap, working all week and possibly church.
The torchbearers of bro country these days include: Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Billy Currington, Florida Georgia Line, Joe Nichols & Jake Owen.
"What is this hip-hop bullshit? Pass me a Budweiser and put on some bro country."
"Why? Every song is the same."
"Who cares if they're the same, they're awesome! Now hand me that skoal ring."
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dude, im not cheating on you, she's just my she-bro
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A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.
Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.
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