Left on red

When you have an idiotic friend who does not abide to the legal rules of the road, and they insist that making a left on red is acceptable whilst everyone in the car is screaming "NO!"

-Friend - goes to make left at red light

-Passengers - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LEFT ON RED?"

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Left-eye

A member of the group TLC that died in a car crash. She was known for burning her boyfriend's house down in 1994 and for her driving which is why she died.

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alt-left

The vector of linear time in contraposition to the vector of cyclical time.

The momentum of effective or linear time.

The vector of effective time is alt-left.

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Left privileged

When a white liberal activist calls a conservative black man an uncle Tom

That white guy called Jerome an Uncle Tom because he voted for Trump. He's left privileged

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Left Leg

Thing that goes totally numb after beating the fuck out of your dick so god damn hard.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.

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left of the moon

A word like werd or cool or whack - it doesn't mean anything. But it does.

This guy - "Yo dude, what's up? How's the band?"
Awesome guy - "Oh, pretty sweet, left of the moon, you get what I'm sayin?"

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throwing lefts

the act of using LEFTS in conversation or story telling.

"Yeah, his story was really cool but I could tell he was throwing lefts the whole time"

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