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Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
Noun; When a girl is turned off by a guy or his actions. The equivalent to "Turtle Dick".
So i was talking Ivonne and told her i was attracted to working OT and she replied "that is such a turn off, i just got cactus clit!"
Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.
Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.
A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
Manuel the cute little cactus flesh.
A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube
My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'
1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration