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Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
twitter sensation and niall moran’s worst nightmare
“who is bendy’s father again?”
“his name is Lewis Cactus”
whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji
person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "
a term for getting boners excessively
damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane
A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.
A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus