camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

Flying Camel

Your girlfriend's on her back and you ram your dick inside. Carefully you keep bending over and you try (without using your arms) to lean on your prick when he's still in her pussy. then flap your arms like a mad man and make a camelsound

I managed to do a flying camel yesterday! I never did that before :)

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camel fucker

A slang term used by Muslims to try and intimidate US soldiers that make them eat pork.

That camel fucker tricked me into eating pork so Muhammad will send me to hell.

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camel jockey

Usually a young child that rides a camel in the camel races. Also a derogatory term for Arabs.

Shoot that camel jockey before he gets away!

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camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.

1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!

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camel tizzy

An evolution of the word camel toe thereby allowing men to discuss the frontal wedgie in the presence of females.

No Sweetie, you don't look fat in those pants. In fact they really accentuate your camel tizzy.

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dying camel

a word used to describe the sound that someone makes when they don't want to give you a piggy-back ride

person: shyam! give me a piggy-back ride!
shyam: *dying camel noise*

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