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guava-cannon

Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.

"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."

"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."

by Abdallah Price November 4, 2011


Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017


Sperm Cannon

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.

-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.

by XDmlgXD February 4, 2016


Cannon Fire

When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.

Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times

You: But dude did you use cannon fire

Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next

by Retard Mike December 5, 2018


Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.

Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'

by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021


logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are

Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !

by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011


man cannon

a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls

hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz

by billythesnipe June 15, 2003

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