Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.
"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."
After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.
-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.
When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.
Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times
You: But dude did you use cannon fire
Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.
Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'
The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:
1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !
Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.
Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls
hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz
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