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A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.
(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.
Very large breasts on an otherwise smaller woman. So large that they're almost out of porportion.
Jeez, did you see the Rib Cannons on that lil' lady? I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems..
After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.
When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.
Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times
You: But dude did you use cannon fire
Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.
Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'
The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:
1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !
Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.
Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls
hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz
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