I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."

When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

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I duuuuun Care

Quicker way of saying i do not care for Anthony Gee.

Hey Gee whats do you wanna do tonight?
Gee; I duuuuun Care!

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driver-may-care

pertaining to the attitude harboured by pedestrians that only drivers should take care on the road and that it is none of their business to be careful on the road.

The driver-may-care attitude may also invite road accidents.

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Long Hair, Dont care

One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.

Guy/Girl 1 - "You need to cut your hair."

Guy/Girl 2 - "Hell no, I got Long hair, dont care"

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Don't know, don't care

Response to a question that has nothing to do with the story you are telling at the time the question is asked.

John: I can't believe that Dave caught his girlfriend with his roommate.

Mike: did she ever get hired by that high tech company??
John: don't know, don't care. Dave is going to have to dump her sneaky ass.

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I could care less

A twisted, incorrect version of "I couldn't care less", invented by Americans (who else?) that clearly means the exact opposite of what is intended.
Idiots caught using it will offer up pitiful excuses such as "it's sarcasm, DUH!", or "it's historically acceptable, I'm not stupid, YOU'RE stupid!"
It is obvious to anyone who actually knows how to use sarcasm, or doesn't believe that stupidity is a recent invention, that these excuses represent nothing more than a transparent attempt to cover up the shame of talking like an idiot for most of their lives.

Stupid: "Pfft, I could care less about that".
I'mWithStupid: "You mean you *couldn't* care less. To say you could care less means you care at least a little. You're stupid, Stupid."
Stupid: "No, I was being sarcastic, *obviously*."
I'mWithStupid: "That doesn't even make sense."
Stupid: "Well, it's been used since the 1960s so it must be right!"
I'mWithStupid: "The fact that you still haven't corrected a mistake made by an idiot that long ago just makes you look *more* stupid."
Stupid: "...What were we talking about again?"
I'mWithStupid: "I couldn't care less..."

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tell somebody who cares

jus dont give a fuck wat sumbody said

ryan j: my left testicle is bigger than the other
meredith: tell somebody who cares u tool

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