Chinese Lasagna

A male Chinese man cums between an Asian woman's breasts and fucks them using his own cum as a lubricant and then he pees on his semen and then continues to cum on top of the piss, and let it sit for a day and it will turn into a crusty Lasagna type material.

"Hey ling ling, wanna create a Chinese lasagna?"

"Sure Ching chong, lets make a steamy load of that good good!"

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chinese control

taking 25 of a possible 26 points in a round of the card game Hearts, which is the worst possible score for one hand.

Chen is so good at Hearts he is taking Chinese control

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chinese helicopter

When a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion.

Before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a Chinese helicopter.

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Chinese Pitstop

When a vehicle comes to a red light, the passengers all exit the vehicle and run to an open seat, changing their seating positions.

Must leave the car running, but usually in park.

Victor and Manuel collided while attempting a chinese pitstop at the red light.

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Chinese Efficiency

Being as quick,efficient, and productive as a Chinese factory worker.

Also a ratio of the number of other workers equaling a chinese worker.
White Worker:Chinese Worker 50:1
Mexican Worker:Chinese Worker 10:1

"I'm done with my homework already."
"Wow, you got Chinese Efficiency!"

"Hey I heard that 50 white workers got fired for 1 chinese worker."
"CHINESE EFFICIENCY!!"

"Are you done with your homework?"
White Guy: "No, I'm watching T.V"
Black Guy: "No, I'm doing crack, being a bad boy"
Mexican: "No, I'm eating beans and practicing border jumping skills"
Chinese guy: "OFCOURSE!!"

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CHINESE FIREDRILL

chinese firedrill is when a car comes to a red light, someone yells "chinese firedrill!!", somebody has to get out and run around the car (doesn't matter who, "not it" works) and get back in before the light turns green.

If the light turns green before the person is back in the car, the driver drives off. this gets especially amusing when someone locks the doors.

Nate was stranded when he didn't make it back in the car during the chinese firedrill.

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Chinese Chicken

Another word for cocaine. Good to use when in company and need to give it an alias.

"Fancy getting some Chinese Chicken later?"

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