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Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011


Christopher Gaines

Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food

holy shit thats Christopher Gaines you better watch out

by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022


christopher oundjian

christopher oundjian (nick names include, chris, crispy, tubby, fatty mcfatfuck).is 5 foot 11 3/4. tall,funny seems like the perfect guy on the outside but he is also the perfect guy on the inside. with a stomach stronger than a thousand horses and the muscle to fight off a rather large squirrel chris is a man of many things, humour,charm,charisma. but beneath the layers beneath the facade of his everyday life deep down Christopher oundjian is one thing and one thing only. He... is... Rich.

wow i am so christopher oundjian

by oundjian22 November 24, 2021


Christopher Madrid

A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.

Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.

by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022


Christopher Torres

The sweetest most kind boy I’ve ever met, it also happens to be his birthday today so make sure u wish him a happy b day

CHRISTOPHER TORRES is the sexiest individual!!

by EGGMAN March 15, 2022


christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.

person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though

by ur1nonly February 9, 2023


Christopher Pate

The greatest friend you could ever ask for

Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock

by Yourchristallmighty March 31, 2022