Rural Dictionary

Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman is a bearded North-American bespectacled gopher, journalist for various magazines and the author of books of pop-culture analysis such as Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Often called the "angsty novelty-scholar nephew of Hunter S. Thompson" by no one, Klosterman picks up subjects such as movies, serial killers, 80's glam-metal and television where bored suburban teenagers left off and entertains his own witty opinions as creative subject matter.
His books can be found in the backpacks of most hipster photography majors and cited on blogs.

Klosterman is important in the world of pop-literature by ensuring the millions of trivia-surfing, internet-era college students that their sweeping opinions of today's culture based on surface-medias is damn good enough to be a well-rounded human.
Woody Allen surely could not have done Chuck's job any better.

Liam: "I never realized how whimsical it could be to talk about John Wayne Gacy but Chuck Klosterman makes it so easy you'd think the guy was as cool to have met as Elvis!"
Chadley: "Right?? Want to come over later and watch the John Stuart show, some George Lopez standup and Carl Sagan lectures??"
Liam: "Fraid not, bro, Matilda and I have plans to smoke a bowl and go to a thrift store to people watch for the lulz."

by pynchin February 3, 2013

chuck yungus

An adjective used when something is so disgusting and wrong

I think morgz is the best youtuber
Response: chuck yungus

by Reeeeee26 September 3, 2019

The Chuck and Larry

Its a leg stretch that is used before strenous exercises. Involves crossing one leg over your other leg and reeling your hands back, lifting your ass off the ground. Called the chuck and larry because it looks like a gay pose, but really isnt.

"Alright everyone, time for the Chuck and Larry!"
"Chuck and Larry stretch everyone!"

by alphawolf September 26, 2007

Chuck Wagon

Adjective: something of low quality.

Usually describes something amateurishly or poorly constructed, or executed by those of inferior skill to a very low quality. Inferior by comparison to a commonly accepted standard.

Often applied to a team, group or individual of minimal or questionable competence - therefore unlikely to perform assigned function(s) at a level of high quality, causing low expectations.

Not normally used to describe a complete failure, but rather something fabricated/organized/implemented in a manner which would be overwhelmingly regarded as below par.

Not one of these guys was able to hit the target, that’s some chuck wagon outfit you got there
Or...
This thing fell apart after I used it twice, that’s some chuck wagon construction

by Pavemaker October 14, 2020