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the best way to start your day
when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day
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The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up
" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"
When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.
Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
When u get the fuck knocked out
U cleant his clock
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Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested
Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"
Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"
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Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.
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A horrific "game," where participants (typically adolescents with permanent erections and nothing better to do) sit together (often in formation around a focus, say a tv or computer screen) watching porn, and masturbating furiously. The criteria for "winning"/losing vary from game to game, but there can be unpleasant consequences for he who shoots before/after everyone else. Most often, however, whoever fails to shoot before the allotted time has elapsed is said to have lost.
See: bukkake
M: Heard things got pretty wild the other night, what happened?
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..
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