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A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip
Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen
some pickle chin head ass who thinks he is good at smash bros but really just goes 0-2 at most tournaments. he got an acceptable sized wang. he is thicc in not only the ass, but in the heart as well. (take that as you may) he is a gullible little bastard and a man whore he does have one big redeming quality though. he likes Wacky Walter Wednesday. he is a straight male but has kissed multiple men to prove his straightness
435-669-9991 call for a good time. yeah i know my number is basically just 69 aka the funny sex number
yo my g have u been Koby Cooking today
g: nah fam
Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?
Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick
Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces
Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora
A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.
"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".
A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.