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when a woman is on her period.
"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."
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Meaning life is good or going well. Not intended to have any racial slur nor is it intended to be hurtful or racist in any way. As if to say things are going to work out and the crops are good so times are currently great.
Q- How is life treating you friend?
A- Man we are living in high cotton lately :)
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Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!
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The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
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When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person
Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho
When you have cotton mouth and attempt a blow job
She was so high she gave me cotton candy dick.
When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.
My alcoholic dad likes a good “Boston Cotton Ball.”