Devious Cough

A devious cough is a sneaky pneumonia like cough that always seems to come up around important times. Devious cough can also be the cause of coughing farts and are the beginning stages of crunchy cough.
Pronunciation:” RAHHH RUHH WHEEZE XXXXXX WHEEzE RUUUUHHH KKKKK RAHHHHH””

Friend 1:I have a Devious Cough today so i’m not coming to school.
Friend 2: i also have a dfc but im gonna risk it bc of the bullying speech i have to give..

P.A.R.E cough

The cough one requires after running the P.A.R.E Test.

I can’t stop coughing after the P.A.R.E Test: it’s he P.A.R.E cough.

crispy tone of a cough

the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.

woah, the crispy tone of a cough really gets me bricked up.

Alabama cough syrup

Filling your throat cum to soothe a sore throat.

Babe, I'm sorry your throat hurts. Let me give you some Alabama cough syrup