cow nipps

When a girls boobs appear sickly from inside of the shirt and hang oddly downward.

"Dude did you see Jessica bend down?"
"No dude her boobs are all inverted and weird they sag"
"LOL COW NIPPS"

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cow egg

somone who is a complete fucking idiot

joe: *does somthing stupid*
bob: joe your such a fucking cow egg

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cow play

A fetish in which one participant wishes to be "drained of cum" much like a cow being milked.

Man: Cindy and I tried cow play last night

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rat cow

a person who's fat and their face looks like a god damn rat.

aka Sammie

Omg, she's a total fucking rat cow.

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impregnating cows

Ryan Quirk putting his hand up a cows ass

ryan was impregnating cows on a daily bases

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cows fly

the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.

A: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only Metalheadz concert? B: Yes they will...and cows fly.

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cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

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