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n. a person who is a professional or expert in the art of 'splooging'
What's up dr splooge, how was your date last night?
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Another name for the Headphones made by Monster Cable called "Beats by Dr. Dre"
"Oh man that DJ has those badass Dr. Dreadphones!"
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A doctor and nutritionist who proposed a low carb, high protein diet to handle weight loss. This controversial diet had people skipping out on bread and pasta and eating hamburgers and bacon. The real controversy started when Atkins died. He fell on the front stairs of his weight loss centre, had a minor concussion and then slipped into a coma. Days later he died. Doctors claimed that his eating habbits increased his risks of surviving this minor injury. When he died, Atkins was over weight (258 lbs) and had a high cholesterol.
I'm on the Atkins diet. No more bread for me !!!!
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Short for "Too Long; Didn't Read"
Originally intended for when someone makes a point in an arguement/discussion and the intended target of the point cannot be bothered to read the lengthy comment. However, it has been overused and brutally raped of it's meaning due to people being incapable of responding with an intellectual/witty remark. Now most commonly means "Your arguement is so sound and accurate that I can find no flaw to point out. However I do not wish to look like an uneducated fool, and so I shall instead respond as if you are the ignorant one for posting an in depth comment of such length that it would imply too much effort to read." Ironically, a large number of people would be likely to comment TL;DR to this definition if given the opportunity, thereby showing that they fall into the category of people to whom this applies
Original intended use:
An individual, most likely a "nerd", posts a comment of excessive length on a subject, unnecessarily expanding on points rather than getting to the point, thereby deserving of the response
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Recent most common usage:
A point is made in which the commenter backs up their claims with facts and evidence, only to receive the response
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Main character of the funkateers' album "Clones of Dr Funkenstein", a fusion of Star Wars and funky bass lines from Parliament, half of George Clinton's funk empire.
We'd love to Funk you Funkenstein, your Funk is the BEST-ie. we'd love to jam with you Dr Funkenstein, cos you are the don of the hood.
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A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.
I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!
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The best softdrink in the world.
The can says I am drinking Dr Pepper, but it tastes like I am, in fact, drinking God.
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