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Daniel is a weird and goofy guy who always understands and supports you. He is funny and talented who likes to be cocky about himself. He is a very loyal boyfriend who loves and takes care of his girlfriend more than anyone else. Sometimes he can be annoying by making sexist jokes thinking hes being funny. He plays guitar well but cant sing without making others ears bleed. Daniel is very realistic and has a good heart. He takes care of his cats and hamsters although they dont like him and keeps scratching and biting him.
A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
The man with a large chode. This makes other men cream at the sight of him.
He fucked my cousin using the Daniel.
A very pretty girl with a large butt. Danielle tends to be confusing with her emotions, she says one thing but means another. She says she likes you but flirts with other guys. Even though she may have some bad personality traits, she is very funny and nice (at times) and is the most byoootiful girl in the whole world<3
Danielle is amazing <3
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a word used to describe a high amount of anger.
stubs toe* : DANIELLE, THIS HURTS LIKE A BITCH. use "danielle" instead of "OW"
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A cool girl sumtimes. Moody as fuck though. Her mood fluctuates as much as her weight. She tries hard to maintain her large profile by limiting herself to avocados only. Whatev
Who ate all the avocados? Who ate all the mayonaise? Of course... Danielle
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She's tiny and cute but has a tendency of slapping people when she finds them funny. She's insanely short but it makes her all the more adorable and not look her age at all. Don't mess with a Danielle because she will remember it forever and hold it against you.
"That girl is so small and cute.."
"She's a Danielle."
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