You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.
I have dew rot.
Why?
I drank too much dew bro.
A dew funk is a strong independent black man.
Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.
A mtn dew sippy cup is when two people (consenting ofc) have sexual relations where one person takes a straw, sips up some mtn dew, puts the straw in the partners ass and releases the mtn dew into their ass and then proceed to let the mtn dew dribble into their mouth.
Tony: hey babe, I’ve been thinking and I wanna do try doing a mtn dew sippy cup in bed tonight
Tony’s hot babe: I mean uh sure dude wtv
The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.
Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.
semen depository
made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.