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Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's success will bring in tons of money.
She's such an intellectual gold digger! The only reason she's dating that guy is because he goes to M.I.T.!
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A greedy, slutty ho who chases after relatively low rent brothers who only have enough cash for a bit of bling and some decent rims.
These ghetto creepers are usually fucked-up somehow....bugs in their grills, nasty crooked-ass jail tattoos, or extremely flaccid and saggy titties etc, etc.
Given that they are so skank-ass, they cannot chase men who have any significant amount of money and be real gold diggers. Therefore, they relegate themselves to pursuing the less fortunate nigs whose only real gold typically resides in their mouth.
Check this out, Tyrone has been rolling with that trifling ass Gold Tooth Digger Yolanda. He been taking her to Burger King every damned night for a week!
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A woman whose husband buys her lots of gifts and expensive things without her asking.
Jim spoils his wife so much. She must be one lucky involuntary gold digger.
A crude reference point to describe ambient temperature.
It's colder than a well digger's ass outside.
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One who comments/likes old ass stuff on Facebook, in turn causing other people to start to comment/like that same shit so now your newsfeed is littered with this bullshit nobody cares about because it came to the attention of everybody a long time ago.
)Caveman #43290
HOLY FUCK! just made the wheel
9127 BC * Like * Comment
Stegosaurus, Asexual organisms, Ben Franklin, Fred Flinstone, and 897 Others like this.
)Caveman #43543
*BROFIST*
9127 BC * Like
)Cavewoman #43396
mmm I like intelligent cavemen..
9127 BC * Like
)Father Time
jesus christ im so high right now
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)Woolly Mammoth
I'd still kill you little fucks if I weren't extinct
9127 BC * -b 1Person
)Loser McFailureton
Hey caveman! thanks for the innovations lol haha >.<
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)Opra Winfrey
Shut The Fuck Up you facebook grave digger
August 2, 2011 * Like
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A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.
Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.
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A girl who doesn't mess with no broke niggers
"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke niggers."
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