An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.
Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.
Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
A disease that starts out mild, but ends with the victim speaking only in internet memes.
Troy was diagnosed with Gielington's Disease, that's why we can't take him seriously.
A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.
Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.
The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'
Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!
Dodge disease also referred to as stupidity is a long and devastating process one undergoes when they decide that a ram truck is truly the king of all trucks
I mean I would invite home but he has dodge disease
He used to be so cool till he got dodge disease
When a guy has a small dick
This annoying ass idiot probably has the SD disease lol