High Dive

The act of shitting into a small bowl while standing on top of a table. Bonus points awarded for hitting the target with diarrhea.

She totally walked in on me while I was performing the high dive for my friends.

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lane dive

While on a multi-lane roadway, waiting until the last possible moment to move from the lane furthest from your exit to the exit. Professional lane divers can execute the maneuver at 75 MPH, in traffic, while talking on a cell phone, and only travel 25 feet forward.

While driving on I-15 through Salt Lake City some dumbass lane dived and caused a traffic collision.

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Mud Diving

Forming a hole in the mud filling it with water and having intercourse with it.

Let's grab the waterhose head out back and go Mud Diving

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Mung diving

When you have mung beans that can do jumps off the high board

There’s a bunch of mung beans mung diving at the pool

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Goose dive

When 2 people are having sex in a lofted bed and the sex is so wild that it breaks the bed and they fly out the window together

I was doing activities with my boy toy when we did a goose dive out the window

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Luba Diving

Were a man is wearing a snorkel mask thus he is completely covered in lube and he will have to swim deeply through a compact orgy gangbang of women. Although he will have to slide their cock, tongue and every part of the body into every gap

Sean is going Luba diving he swims through women deep enough to find pure pleasure between every gap...

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cat dive

A dive done from a diving board where the diver doesn't complete the intended dive & crashes into the water like a cat being thrown into a lake. Similar to a belly flop.

She did another cat dive.

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