Random
Source Code

SpaceX Docking

When you outsource the job of shitting into someone’s vagina to someone else while playing David Bowie’s Space Oddity.

Bill decided it was a job for Elon to fill her void. Elon put her on her the tried and true pile driver position, turned around and squatted, and delivered the brown payload completing the SpaceX Docking.

by Sean OConnor May 31, 2020

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dock Soliday

This is a term referring to the act of one cowboy giving another cowboy, a reach-around, while inserting their pistols into their anuses, and shouting "reach for the sky". This act is usually permissable out in the desert, at night, under a full moon.

Out in the Sonoran wilderness, Earl and Ray proceeded to remove their holsters and bandanas, the must of day-old leather boot polish and moonshine, filled the tent, the two cowboys wrestled with their emotions, and after some dueling, both exchanged a dock soliday in the bitter cold of the desert night.

by SometimeMaybe June 15, 2013

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dry Docking

It's when a girl shits into a condom and then uses this as a dildo.

"I was so horny yesterday, i was dry docking all night long!"

"Shut up you dry docker!"

by Ella and Gym December 6, 2006

6πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


five dock boys

A bunch of lads who run a muck the area five dock. Some say not to go around Five Dock between the hours of 7:00 pm till 5:00 am as many lads will guarding the area with their leader 'Abed'. They all think they are hard but really they go home and eat their mums ass out.

Oi nar let's not Five Dock ways tonight, heard the Five Dock Boys are out for a fight

by tyrant 6482 August 25, 2017


The OC boat docking

"The OC boat docking"

Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing

Verb

The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination

the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.

Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"

Jake "no"

Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"

Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"

by "The legend of 403 c sunshine" January 5, 2014


dry docking

see dry humping

After their senior prom, Brad and Gina snuck off to the limousine for some heavy petting and dry docking.

by Rob_G March 15, 2004

5πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

by Spider Goodlegs September 3, 2005

102πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž