don't hide, divide

Are you going to share that? or: Can I have some? or: Give me some.

Do you have chocolate? Don't hide, divide.

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I don't know

An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer

"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"

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bring it, don't sing it

1. An expression intended to inspire an individual to take action on a certain subject as opposed to constantly talking about said subject.

2. A euphemism for "shut the fuck up and do something."

Drunk 1: "I am gonna drink more tonight than you ever could.. I bet you $1000 I can bong 3 cases of beer and slam 30 shots!"
Drunk 2: "The night is young...come on and bring it, don't sing it."

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Hadji Don't Surf

Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.

Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."

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libi don't

The sudden need to abstain from sex due to some mojo killing incident/person/thing.

First known usage by Mac from Veronica Mars.

We were about to get it on when he mispronounced my name, and my libi don't kicked in.

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Don't Be A Kyle

The Word "kyle" Means a Boy Karen and someone telling you this means you need to stop

come on man don't be a kyle

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don't point

When the dew point is so ridiculously high, you refuse to do anything outside

Person 1: What's the dew point?
Person 2: 75 degrees.
Person 1: That's not a dew point, it's a don't point!

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