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An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.
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A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass
That bitch is such an Ethan
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Ethan E-Than
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
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A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.
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A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
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Ethan is an egg
He is half British and half South African
His favorite show is GOT and he skomoras to it at night
Yoh Ethan was here today
He was acting like an egg
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A complete FAGGOT. He is a player, and doesn't treat girls how they deserve to be treated. He is the biggest attention seeker you will ever meet and is a massive show-off
person 1: ethan is such a faggot,he cheated on me.
person 2: well yeah he's an ethan
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