Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman

To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.

"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli

"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy

"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli

"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.

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Eli Faulkner

Nerd.

Eli Faulkner you are a fucking nerd

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Mr Eli Russell

Eli Russell Is One Of The Worst People On This Planet, He Is A Waste Of Time And Posts VERY Disturbing Stuff On Discord, Trust Me You Don’t Wanna See It...

Mr Eli Russell Is Friends With Jack Windross AKA The Guy That Can’t Take Criticism

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Epic Eli Moment

When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You don’t stop even when there’s cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole

“Dude, Bethany sucked my dick good last night”

“That’s an epic Eli moment dude”

Eli: “hey”

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big eli

The sexiest fat brownskin you will ever see. he bad on camera but sexy as hell in person

IS that big eli omg he daddy

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Eli (Male)

Eli’s are typically very annoying and unfunny. Lacking humor runs in the genes of the name, and they 9 times out of 10 have the smallest dick you will ever see. Fuck you, Eli

God you must be an Eli (Male)

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big dick eli

Guy named eli with a massive cock

That guys got a bulge… he’s gotta be a big dick eli

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