To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.
"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli
"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy
"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli
"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.
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Nerd.
Eli Faulkner you are a fucking nerd
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Eli Russell Is One Of The Worst People On This Planet, He Is A Waste Of Time And Posts VERY Disturbing Stuff On Discord, Trust Me You Donโt Wanna See It...
Mr Eli Russell Is Friends With Jack Windross AKA The Guy That Canโt Take Criticism
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When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You donโt stop even when thereโs cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole
โDude, Bethany sucked my dick good last nightโ
โThatโs an epic Eli moment dudeโ
Eli: โheyโ
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The sexiest fat brownskin you will ever see. he bad on camera but sexy as hell in person
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Eliโs are typically very annoying and unfunny. Lacking humor runs in the genes of the name, and they 9 times out of 10 have the smallest dick you will ever see. Fuck you, Eli
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Guy named eli with a massive cock
That guys got a bulgeโฆ heโs gotta be a big dick eli
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