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When you put an ice cube in your mouth and then provide oral pleasure on your partner.
Ever since I gave Jessica an Eskimo tongue twister she won’t leave me alone.
Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
When children build snow forts.
They built and Eskimo Kingdom
To create snowmen and other various snow structures in the snow.
Hills of snow
He built and Eskimo Kingdom
He ran over the Eskimo Kingdom
Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.
Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.
When you and your partner rub semen on your noses before Eskimo Kissing (Rubbing noses together).
Man: I have some cum on my nose from the Boxed Lunch !
*Eskimo Kisses Girl*
Girl: Eskimo Snowballing is so much better with you dad!