The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.
Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.
A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)
Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school
a person who says every name with r
evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr
Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
The richest man on earth as they are rich enough to afford 2 nintendo switches however this great wealth with a price as they have spent most of his money on the fortnite chapter one season 5 battle pass
Evan Healy although has never made contact with a woman has gone on record saying he downloaded a dating sim called doki doki literature club
Evan Healy is a 6"6 giga Chad who will steal your wife before leaving her because he needs to play don't starve together on his own for the next 6 hours
Evan healys are also notoriously known for eating dinner whenever it's least convenient
If you meet all of the criteria listed then you too are an Evan Healy
Wow you're so cool you must be an Evan Healy?
Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face
Oh, he must be that Evan Mcnutt kid, see all those girls following him?
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