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The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.
Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.
Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
your casual badminton player that partakes in ear licking contests as well as cleaning door handles while listening to Keith Lemons podcast. He is also great at fitting curtains as well as door frames. In his free time he is a Vicar and likes onion bhaji's.
sup billy no mates that guy drowning in the river looks like an Evan Sutton
a person who says every name with r
evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr
A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
might fight sometimes but still, they love each other forever.
they will always love each other, no matter what happens, evan & katelynn are good for each other.