Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!
"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom
A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)
Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school
Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.
Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin
A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.
Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan
might fight sometimes but still, they love each other forever.
they will always love each other, no matter what happens, evan & katelynn are good for each other.
beautiful, handsome, sexy..... the whole package
wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!