When you put chili on a woman's furry vagina and eat that shit off
Dude justin ate a chili fur burger last night! Gross
A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
The small amount of hair, a woman leaves when shaving her vagina, so she doesn't look like a "little girl"
Steve would've thought Brandi was jail-bait big time, if it weren't for the bit of courtesy fur she had left behind, when she shaved her cooter.
extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir
Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.
A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.
Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.
on December 21th, you can bypass Anti-Fur-Day and still make the person parcitipate in Fur-Day, but a day later.
"hey dude, today is Counter Anti-Fur-Day, you won't be able to bypass 20th december, because 21th december is waiting.