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Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.

'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


thumb fairy

someone on Yahoo! Answers who deliberately puts thumbs down for any answer.

I had best answer, but the stupid thumb fairy gave me 4 thumbs down.

by jake blinco November 7, 2007

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


popcorn fairy

Fairies who help in controlling the popping of corn. First befriended by Orville Redenbaucher and brought to America via sea shipping routes. Also known to sprinkle popcorn salt dust on people to make them fall in love with eating popcorn.

theatre staff: "Wow, i almost didn't have enough popcorn."
other theatre staff: "How did you survive?"
theatre staff: "the popcorn fairies."
other theatre staff: "thanks popcorn fairy."

by Thumbtastic Voyager IV August 21, 2008

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


downvote fairy

A type of troll who goes to an article with which he/she disagrees and systematically gives a negative vote to each agreeing comment. Usually found infesting political opinion news sites and blogs.

"Hmm... Every single comment that agrees with this article has exactly one downvote. Looks like a downvote fairy has been through here."

by servo1969 January 29, 2014

29πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Tooth Fairy

A homosexual vampire

Lestat is a tooth fairy

by Gutterbird October 12, 2008

24πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


fairy dick

1. a guy who has some definite feminine or homosexual qualities
2. a guy with a small penis (see pixie penis)

Andrew: That's fabulous!
Kenny: STFU you fairy dick!

by krbroyl January 8, 2006

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Deuce Fairy

A person who goes around dropping, hot steamy shits in computers.

Devin is a Deuce Fairy he deuced the chairman of the Computer Tech Department’s computer.

by James king May 31, 2004

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž