When a guy goes down on a girl, and uses his fingers and just moves his lips.
man, I totaly faux-munched her
The celebration of Christmas on a day other than December 25, usually with your in-laws, because you are celebrating on Christmas Day with your family (or vice versa).
Faux Christmaux will be held on the weekend between Christmas and New Year's this year.
Feeling Faux (Fake) Nostalgia for something like an old tv show that you feel Nostalgia for even though you have never watched it before.
Dude I feel Faux Nostalgia for the show "Backyardigans" even though I've never seen it before! (True story)
When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.
Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.
a derogatory term used when someone or some place (such as a café) affects a hip exterior but, in essence, is nothing but that exterior.
all these concert posters on the wall give off such a faux-hip feel.
A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”
My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.
The new Home button on the iPhone 7. It's just an indent in the screen glass. On iPhones prior to version 7, the Home button was a physical button that moved when pressed. The faux home button relies on vibration to simulate a press.
Apple Fan: "I love my new iPhone 7!"
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."