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the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.
Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.
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When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.
Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.
A scientific theory explaining the observable tendency for any given search terms in Google Image Search to eventually return a photo of a nude or semi-nude woman if you look through enough pages of results.
Dude, i was just looking up some pictures of the Sydney Opera house and i totally ran into proof of the Nudiefind Field Theory.
When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.
The best field hockey team in new jersey. The girls work their asses off day and night. Their coach is one of the best coaches in the nation, not only is she extremely hard on the girls but she pushes them to strive their greatness. Every girl who graduates from eastern playing field hockey is going D1. Their coach hand makes D1 athletes. Their practices go longer then any other sport at the school. All the girls lift like crazy during the off season, and come back every season stronger then the football team. Before every practice they have an hour of some type of crazy hard run their coach makes up. Every girl on the team is committed all year round and they train like an animal. If you date a girl that plays field hockey for Eastern in New Jersey, Most likely she will out run you, out lift you, out footwork you, and kick your ass. These girls spend their summer training their ASSES off, while still saving some nights to have fun. The team gets better and better every year. Eastern field hockey team could destroy anyone’s football team. Winning their field hockey games 13-0 and have a 20 year streak of being state champs. These girls are beasts.
She plays field hockey at Eastern.... she’s a stud.
Eastern field hockey girls always go D1
Eastern Field Hockey is insane
Plot twist! Unlike the baseball term, “out of left field”, which is way over used and now expected, the term, “out of right field” is actually unexpected.
1: “The topic I chose for my thesis was out of right field?”
2: “Don’t you mean out of left field?”
1: “No, that’d be too expected”.
The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.
I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.