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Salad Fingers is not only the creepiest thing I may have ever seen in my entire life, but it is also the best as well. With quotes like:
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is orgasmic..."
It's like, how could you NOT like it?
"Ooooh, that was a treat for the fingers."
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OK, yall already know what this is. What you really want is instructions on how to make her come back for more. If this is not you then go grow a dick.
Get her all worked up, while making out is a great way to do this. Start kissing her down her neck-this is called necking- and slide your hand down her stomach and stick just the tips of your fingers under her waistband, leave them their for a few seconds so that you wont surprise her and have her freak out. Watch her reposnse at this point, if it is positive or negative, if positive go back to kissing the mouth, if negative you may want to reconsider. If she asks you waht you are doing try something like "i wanna make you feel good" with a trusting look on you face , then slowly kiss her again. Once you have gotten into her pants, literally, DO NOT go straight for pussy, even if she is not wearing any underware, rub your hand over her pussy for a while, try to get the sides and avoid the middle, this will let suspese build. Make sure you do this over her panties/thorng if she is wearing one. Once this is done slowly slide your hand under her underware, removing pants as needed, and do the cunt rubbing thing again, stay away from the middle. Start discreetly feeling for her clit, it should feel like a little fleshy nub near the top, you may have to move some lip out of the way. From here you have two ways to proceed
Rub her clit, this will make her cum, try to get some jucies on your finger, it will make things easier, watch how she responds since everyone ahs thier own preferance.
Go for the G-spot, if this is your or her first time dont do this. The G-spot is located about 2 inchs inside and is on the side facing you, use your index finger to stroke it, dont stay over it forever, try to put in a second finger, some like it and some dont, it you really want to drive her wild rub her clit with your thumb while you use you other fingers on her clit.
after she cums dont keep on going, but dont stop until she is done. The purpose of fingering is NOT to simulate sex but to just stimulate her in general. Some guys will recommend a finger in or pressing against the ass, she will either really like it or think you are a pervert, do so at your own risk.
Finger a girl is the first step to nailing (i wasnt sure if i could type FUCKING on this page, but since i just gave a graphic description of a sexual act i guess it dosnt matter)
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The frustration that results from a situation where you text someone and expect a reply but they don't reply for whatever reason
So I texted her "What are you wearing?" and I got blue fingers waiting for her reply.
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Delicious Pizza like treat, composed of crust, butter, cheese, garlic and awesome.
Man, its worth the drive to Cape Breton for some Fat Boy's Garlic Fingers.
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The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.
Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.
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When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)
"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."
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The act of fingering a female's vagina, then removing your fingers, using her vaginal fluids as an adhesive, coat your fingers in cinnamon, after that is complete, continue to finger her.
Holy Fuck!!!! My pussy was on fire after he used his cinnamon fingers on me.
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