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When a male zips up his pants after peeing and the front of shirt tail becomes entangled in the zipper and the zipper becomes stuck leaving a flag-like swatch of shirt protruding from stuck zipper.
I'm going to have to wear this piss flag until I get home and can un-jamb my zipper with Vice-Grips.
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a beige flag is neither a red flag nor a green flag, but also both simultaneously. red + green = brown, but since these aren't exactly red nor green, add a little blankness (white), and you get beige! :)
Her beige flags consist of not reading, procrastinating, and overusing emojis.
q: what is a beige flag?
a: red flag, green flag, and neither
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Anal flag.
It is when your partner (or you) shoves both fists in the other partners ass and picks you up, proceeding to pick you up and wave you around like a flag. After if happens the person that got anal flagged will be paralyzed for 2 hours.
Guy1: Yo, me and my girl tried something new.
Guy2: What did you do?
Guy1: We ummm anal flagged.
Guys2: WHAT THE FUCK
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When someone is being a massive cunt and you signal to your mate by flapping your arms
Here mate, that guy was a pure cunt so I gave my mate the Cunt Flag *waves arms in the air*
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ok to all you idiotic yankees out there. the rebel flag is merely a symbol of southern pride and heritage. As a matter of fact Alabama has a higher academic standard than most nothern states. There are more intelligent thinkers that come from the south than anywhere else. Now down to business and to deal with all you racist, predjudice, and retarded opponents of the rebel flag. The rebel flag stands for more than you fucking yankees could ever understand. We all work low class jobs because we enjoy a simple existince. We get joy from things like NASCAR, mud riding, and playing guitar, and if you tried any of it instead of making fun of us for it, you would like it too. Down here we have more fun in our lives than any of you dumbass yankees with a pipe shoved up your asses ever will. I have a rebel flag in my room, 2 bumber stickers on my truck, a licence plate, and my seats are cover with it, and i dare you to get me to take them off. It will never happen.
Because I'm a country boy from the woods and you don't scare me and never will. Oh and to all you fucking retarded yank's out there reading this.. REDNECK DOES NOT OFFEND US, IT IS A COMMPLIMENT. The south will rise again, just as soon as that nigger Obama is president.
rebel flag is all about pride.
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A highly combustible rectangular piece of material used throughout the world in place of fireworks.
The burning of this kindling material when performed in crowds usually causes great joy and elation to the people who see the occurance, who generally begin dancing and laughing with delight when viewing this activity.
There is only one place in the world where this activity is frowned on (The U.S.A) however most of the citizens of this particular location do not recognise the rest of the world as valid independent nations.
Dave turned on the TV to watch the 9 O'Clock news.
There was some kind of celebration taking place in the Middle East with lots of dancing, laughter and American Flag burning.
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in the game of halo: to use radar to locate the flag in a capture the flag game
"Turn off radar so no one can bitch the flag!"
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