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The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck
"Flat pedals win medals"
"make sure you never ask me to ride with you again"
When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.
"Can you put the milk back in the fridge, it's gone flat"
"Flat Milk is the worst"
To appear somewhere very quickly.
Will be at the park in no time flat.
When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts
Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!
The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.
Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.
You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
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Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.
That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up
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The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.
Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.