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floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 6, 2024


Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019


floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023


floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023


pollen-float

the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.

bless the man, he's pollen-floating.

by jediaelthepeel May 4, 2020


floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024


floating for hoes

Single and ready to mingle! One objective, get pussy!

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!

#Floatin4Hoes

by President M November 30, 2017