An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.
Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.
When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.
We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.
A stomach virus or food poisoning.
I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?
North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .
Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .
the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.
bless the man, he's pollen-floating.
When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice
she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling
Single and ready to mingle! One objective, get pussy!
Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!
#Floatin4Hoes